I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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