Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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