I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
