how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize
