K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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