you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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