Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
