it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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