I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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