its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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