How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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