I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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