Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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