Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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