i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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