Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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