Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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