Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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