you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Randomize
