I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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