Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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