Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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