Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
