in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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