erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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