No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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