this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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