just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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