I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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