Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Everything about him screamed your future.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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