But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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