You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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