Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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