The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize