She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
3 2 1 whiskey
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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