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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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