i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
