hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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