yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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