But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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