And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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