that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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