Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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