the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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