Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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