I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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