i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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