Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
