the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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