idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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