sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize