my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
sarcasm needs its own font
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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