New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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