there's paper in my vomit.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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