Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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