I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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