ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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