is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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