We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I had to cum in my sink.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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